My first post, I guess

Work ID photo. Not that exciting.

So.. I'm Alphie. I've decided to come out of the coffin, so to speak. Yeah, I'm a Vampire. And no, I don't effing sparkle. Sigh....





 Guess I'll tell you a little bit about me to break the ice.

• Read a ton of Thoreau, Frost, Dickens and self-help books (yeah, it's kind of an addiction)
• Not really into modern fiction, except I like the classics.
• My hair is pretty long so I usually just wear it in a ponytail (gotta love those ouchless hair ties!)
• I wear an earring. Get over it.
• Green or independent, if I had to pick a party... Maybe a RED party someday?
• I kick a$$ but only if they're jerks like robbers or reality TV show people.
• HATE clowns and really HATE Vampire Clowns.
• My claim to fame: Yeah... I punched out Edward from Twilight. Dude was stalking me!
• You know those bumper stickers that say "Mean People Suck"? That was something I came up with a while ago. I don't get royalties or anything though.

Don't laugh, but I've got a day job slingin' blood at the Blood Depot. Technically, I'm a phlebotomist, but nobody can even pronounce it. Basically, I take blood. Seems like a weird thing for a vampire to do, but hey, I know my Type A's, Type B's and Type O's like nobody's business.One of the perks - free leftovers! :D

I met this amazing girl recently. Wow. Hello nurse! Literally!! I don't wanna say too much because who knows who reads these blog-things, but things might be getting serious.

Anyway, hi internet people. I'll post more soon!